A HILARIOUS excerpt from the Iwatobi-Samezuka Joint Practice Drama CD that came with the Volume 1 DVD released today (credit goes to fencer-x for the audio rip ^^)
First, some context: the Iwatobi gang was testing out a camera recording and the video playback got messed up for some reason and reigisa shenanigans happen LOL
Rei: Ahhhhh!!! Haruka: Rei, what’s wrong? Rei: When I try to playback the recording, the video camera is…!!! [pushes play] [incoherent fuzzy noise] Rei: UGHHH it just won’t go back to normal! Makoto: Let me see! [pushes play] Rei’s Voice: NO….WATER!!!!!! Makoto: It’s no good…seems like it’s completely broken… Nagisa: Hey, let me check it out too~ [pushes play] Rei’s voice: NO….WATERRRR!!!! NO WATER!!!!!! [Nagisa continues to play Rei’s same line over and over] Rei’s Voice: NO NO NO WATER WATERRRRR!!! NO WATER!!!!! [Haru freaks out] Rei’s Voice (continued): NO WATER NO WATER NOOOOOO WATERRRRR!!!!!! Makoto: No…water! [Nagisa continues to play Rei’s voice over and over again] Makoto: This line is putting Haru through a lot of pain! Stop it, Nagisa! Nagisa: Ehhh?? Oh…uh…then….uhhhhHH UHHHH…. [pushes play again] Rei’s Voice: WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER Nagisa: Just…a little bit more… [pushes play again] Rei’s Voice: WATER WATERRRRR Nagisa: Oh yeah, just like this… [pushes play] Rei’s Voice (in seductive slow motion): Water…….waaaatttteeerrrrrr…… [Haruka freaks out again] Makoto: Hey wait…Haru~!!! Nagisa: Hehe, how about a little bit more… Rei: PLEASE STOP PLAYING AROUND!
NAGISA YOU LITTLE SHIT WANTING TO LISTEN TO YOUR BOYFRIEND’S VOICE OVER AND OVER AND TORMENTING HARU LOL AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW NAGISA’S LINES MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE HE’S DOING THE DO WHILE LISTENING TO REI’S VOICE LOL!?
You might not remember it, but I still remember the day I first met you. To be honest, it had never occurred to me that I could lose to someone. But any frustration I felt vanished when I thought, “There’s someone more amazing than me.” “I want to be able to swim like him.” That’s why it’s hard for me when you’re not always there ahead of me, showing me what path I should take. Without you, I have nothing to aim for, you know?